博电竞

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  • [搞笑说说] 打败我的不是天真,是天真热。日期: 2021-09-11 08:31:27

    博电竞1、AOAOAO,QUXIANGXIANGTIANHAO2、JINNIANGAOKAOSHIJUANSHANGYAOQIUTIANXIEKAOHAO,JIEGUOEYIJIDONGJIUXIECHENGLEQQHAOMA。3、CHUANXUEZHADEXIE,ZOUXUEBADELU。4、ZUIGUOFANGZHIJICHUN,AIGUOCAIDONGSHAMAO…-  5、ZHENZHENGDEAIQINGSHIHUXIANGDE,BUSHINISHUOSHENMEJIUSHISHENME6、、RENSHENGJIUSHIZHEIYANG,YINIANYINIANDEGUOQU,JINTIAN,WOYOUYAOXIANGGUO...

  • [搞笑说说] 新生开学典礼,净是讲废话。日期: 2021-09-10 08:49:58

    1、SIHAIBAHUANGQIANQIUWANSHIWOZHIZHONGYINI2、XUEZHAJIXUEZHAJIANGTI,NEISHIYOUQING;XUEBAJIXUEZHAJIANGTI,NEISHIXIHUAN;XUEZHAJIXUEBAJIANGTI,NEISHIAIQING;XUEBAJIXUEBAJIANGTI,NEISHIKUAIKAOSHILE。3、ZHUNBEIKAIXUEDESHIHOUCHAOZUOYEDEXUEZHADINGQI。4、XIAOSHIHOUCHANGCHANGNIAOSHIBEIZI,ZHANGDAHOUCHANGCHANGKUSHIZHENTOU。。。YOUMEIYOU5、MEICIWOMAIYINLIAODOUSHIXIEXIEHUIGU...

  • [搞笑说说] 别人都说我长得天生励志。日期: 2021-09-09 08:13:41

    1、CENGJINGYOUGENVHAISHUOKEYIDENGWODAOXIABEIZI,DANGWOGAOSUTAWOXIHUANTADESHIHOU,TAZHUANGUOSHENDUIWOSHUO: “XIANGZHUIWOA?DENGXIABEIZIBA!”2、RENJIANZUITONGKUDEBUSHISHENGYUSIDELIBIEERSHIJIUYAOKAOSHILEBIERENZHENGZAIFUXIERWOZHENGZAIYUXI3、BUGAIKANDEBUKAN,BUGAISHUODEBUSHUO,BUGAITINGDEBUTING,BUGAIXIANGDEBUXIANG,GAI...

  • [搞笑说说] 自从有了女朋友,我就再没吃饱过。日期: 2021-09-08 08:42:02

    1、SHENYECHULEDUOCHOUSHANGAN,HAIYOUBEISHOUJIZALIAN。2、XIANZAIYOUXIERENDESIXIANGZHENSHIMEIFASHUO,NIYIWEIZHANGDEHAOKANJIUYOUNANSHENGXIHUANME,NIYIWEINIYOUQIANNVSHENGJIUDOUTIESHANGLAILEME,NIYIWEIYOUQIANZHENDEHUIKUAILEME,JINTIANWOJIUZAIZHEILIGAOSUNIMEN: SHIDE!3、ZHISHIYOUQIANBINGBUNENGRANGRENXINGFU,SUOYIWOHAITOUXIEZHUBAO、YOUPIAO、SHOUBIAOSHENMEDE。4、NEIXIEWAN...

  • [搞笑说说] 假如生活出卖了我,我希望是论斤卖。日期: 2021-09-07 08:51:04

    1、NIYONGYUANWUFAJIAOXINGYIGEBUHUINIXINXIDEREN,DANHONGBAONENG。2、QINAIDE,YUDAOKUNNANQIANWANBIEDITOU,BURANNIDESHUANGXIABAJIUYAOLUCHULAILE。3、DAOLECONGMINGRENDOUWUJIKESHISHI,BENRENXIANGCHULAIDEFAZIYIDINGZUIYOUYONG!4、WODEYOUDIANSHIWOHENSHUAI,WODEQUEDIANSHIWOSHUAIDEBUMINGXIAN。5、FANGJIASANTIANXUEXIAOJILEWOSANGEYUEDEZUOYE,WOGANJUEWOBUHUIZAI...

  • [搞笑说说] 精致女孩。吃维生素。日期: 2021-09-06 08:49:35

    1、YOURENSHUO,DANGNIFAXIANZIJIXIHUANDERENYEXIHUANZIJIDESHIHOUBIZHONGLEWUBAIWANHAIKAIXIN,KEWOHAISHIGENGXIHUANZHONGWUBAIWAN。2、MUJISHENGDANBUSHENGHUANYINGJI,SHENGXIAJIDANBIANCHENGJI,JIDANBIANJIFEIGONGFU,HEBUDANGCHUJIUSHENGJI3、ZIBEIYOUDUOZHONGDANGCI。ZUIGAODANGCIDEZIBEIDEBIAOXIANSHICHUIXUZIJIGANSHENMEDOUSHITIANCAI。4、SHUAIDERENDOUYIGERENANJINGDEGUOQIXI,...

  • [搞笑说说] 日出: the sun come日期: 2021-09-05 08:39:21

    博电竞1、ZHEISHIYIGEBEISHANGDEGUSHI……2、BAMAHAIZHENYIWEIWOLAN,BUXIHUANCHUMEN,YAOSHIYOUQIANDEHUA,NILIANWODERENDOUJIANBUZHE。3、MINGTIANWEIJIFENZAI1406KAOCHANG,NANDAOZHEISHIZAIGAOSUWO“YAOSIDINGLOU”?!4、HAOJIUBUJIAN,WOHAISHIZHEIMEDIURENXIANYAN。5、WENSHIJIANQINGWEIHEWU...

  • [搞笑说说] 去一个只有你和我的地方日期: 2021-09-04 08:44:20

    博电竞1、YAOZHENXISHENBIANJINGCHANGAOYEDEPENGYOU;YINWEIBUZHIDAONAYITIANTAJIUSILE。。。2、YUERIYAOBIAOBAI!YUERIYAOBIAOBAI!YUERIYEYAOBIAOBAI!YUERIYEYAOBIAOBAI!YUEBIYEYOUYAOBIAOBAI!!NIMEIDEQIXIHAIYAOBIAOBAI。BIAOBAIGUORANSHIDAYIA!!!!!!!3、DAINIZHANGFAJIYAO,SONGNIYIBAJIANDAO。4、JIEXIALAIWEININBIAOYANJIACHUANJUEJI,DASHISUIXIONGKOU。5、...

  • [搞笑说说] 不是博电竞不正常,是这个世界太疯狂。日期: 2021-09-03 08:54:41

    1、ZHENZHENGDEPEIBAN,JINGDEQIKANKE,JINGDEQIPINGDAN2、BODIANJINGYUWENLAOSHI: QINGDAJIABASHUFANDAO120KUAIQIAN。3、SHANGSHANGGEYUE: YOUQIAN,WOCHISHA,GOUCHISHA。SHANGGEYUE: MEIQIAN,GOUCHISHA,WOCHISHA。ZHEIGEYUE: LIHAILE,ZHUNBEICHIGOU。4、MEICIMIANDUICHENGJIDANDESHIHOU,WODOUFAXIANWODELEBAIXUEBING。5、ZHEITIANQIREDENANPENGYOUGENRENPAOLEDOUBUXIANGQUZHUI...

  • [搞笑说说] 一直想做大哥的女人,后来却做了大哥。日期: 2021-09-02 08:36:13

    1、ZAIRENCHAOYONGJIDEJIESHANGFUGAILEWODEBEISHANG。2、LUGUOYIWANGBA,KANDAOZHEIYANGYIFUDUILIAN。SHANGLIAN: DUOWANHUIERSHAOWANHUIERDUOSHAOWANHUIER。XIALIAN: ZAOJINLAIWANJINLAIZAOWANJINLAI。HENGPI: WANGBA。3、BUJINGLIRENZHA,ZENMENENGCHUJIA,MEIYOURENNENGSUISUIBIANBIANDANGMA。4、ZONGSHIWODEYANLEIZAIDUO,TAYEWUFAWANLIUNIDEXIN5、YOURENZHUINIBUYIDINGSHIYINWEINI...





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